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- No Slip: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating
- No Bounce: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout
- All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays
- All Originals: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late '00s.)
Hear alarm. Wake up. Hit 'snooze.' Hear 'SMASH.' Realize you destroyed yet another alarm clock with your superhuman strength. Groan. Get up. Put on spandex costume. Admire physique. Take selfie. Update profile pic on dating app. Eat breakfast. Go outside. Put on the cool gray GOODR Eat. Sleep. Save the World. Sunglasses with Marvel Comics collage pattern and black gradient lenses. Fight crime. Eat lunch. Get a match on dating app. Schedule dinner date. Fight more crime. Arrive at restaurant for date. Learn you were catfished. IT'S YOUR ARCH ENEMY!!! Defeat arch enemy. Sign autographs. Order dinner-to-go. Buy new alarm clock. Go home. Prepare for tomorrow's agenda. Eat. Sleep. Save the World.
